is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
my shit smells like andre
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
