Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
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