Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Randomize
