Non-Jews are for practice
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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