Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
How's work?
Spinning.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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