Hey man sorry I got all grabby
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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