I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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