barbara walters just said penis...
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
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