Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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