Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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