Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
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