I can tuck mytits in my pants
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Ladies don't puke and tell
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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