this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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