sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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