just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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