Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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