Having a random hookup so left but love u
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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