Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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