they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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