I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I just want nice things and good sex
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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