I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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