Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Randomize
