if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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