He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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