i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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