I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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