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Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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