Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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