You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
Randomize
