Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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