He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
is that a dick in a sweater?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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