Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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