when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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