You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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