her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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