We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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