What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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