if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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