...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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