Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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