If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
Randomize
