Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
only you would photoshop your dick
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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