Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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