Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Randomize
