Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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