All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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