girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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