if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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