i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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