i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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